{"id":919,"date":"2008-10-13T14:21:59","date_gmt":"2008-10-13T12:21:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lacartumba.com\/?p=919"},"modified":"2008-10-13T14:21:59","modified_gmt":"2008-10-13T12:21:59","slug":"humor-semanal-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diego.dehaller.ch\/blog\/2008\/humor-semanal-i.html","title":{"rendered":"Humor semanal I"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As\u00ed empezamos bien los lunes \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Un hombre peque\u00f1o va en el ascensor cuando se monta un tremendo negro al lado suyo.<br \/>\nEste mira al hombrecillo y\u00a0 ofreci\u00e9ndole la mano, le dice:<br \/>\n&#8211; 2,10 metros, 125 kilos, un pene de 30cm. Dos test\u00edculos de 200 gramos cada uno. Cubano. Mi nombre: Dante Lapuerta.<br \/>\nEl hombrecillo se desmaya y el hombre negro, sorprendido, le levanta y le despierta abofete\u00e1ndole. Enronces le pregunta:<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00bfTienes alg\u00fan problema?<br \/>\nA lo que el hombrecillo le constesta:<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00bfPodr\u00eda repetir despacio lo que ha dicho?<br \/>\nEl negro de mira desde arriba y le vuelve a decir:<br \/>\n&#8211; 2,10 metros, 125 kilos, un pene de 30 cm. Dos testiculos de 200 gramos cada uno. Cubano. Mi nombre es Dante Lapuerta.<br \/>\n&#8211; Gracias Dios m\u00edo, pens\u00e9 que hab\u00eda dicho \u00abDate la vuelta\u00bb.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>Gracias Rub\u00e9n \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As\u00ed empezamos bien los lunes \ud83d\ude42 Un hombre peque\u00f1o va en el ascensor cuando se monta un tremendo negro al lado suyo. Este mira al hombrecillo y\u00a0 ofreci\u00e9ndole la mano, le dice: &#8211; 2,10 metros, 125 kilos, un pene de 30cm. Dos test\u00edculos de 200 gramos cada uno. Cubano. Mi nombre: Dante Lapuerta. El hombrecillo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[330,1509],"class_list":{"0":"post-919","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-blog","7":"tag-humor","8":"tag-semana","9":"czr-hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/diego.dehaller.ch\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/919","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/diego.dehaller.ch\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/diego.dehaller.ch\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diego.dehaller.ch\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diego.dehaller.ch\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=919"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/diego.dehaller.ch\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/919\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/diego.dehaller.ch\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=919"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diego.dehaller.ch\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=919"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diego.dehaller.ch\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=919"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}