{"id":132,"date":"2007-04-26T14:39:34","date_gmt":"2007-04-26T13:39:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lacartumba.com\/?p=132"},"modified":"2007-04-26T14:39:34","modified_gmt":"2007-04-26T13:39:34","slug":"lo-que-se-oye-en-los-banos-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diego.dehaller.ch\/blog\/2007\/lo-que-se-oye-en-los-banos-i.html","title":{"rendered":"Lo que se oye en los ba\u00f1os (I)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Con este post, empieza la saga de \u00abLo que se oye en los ba\u00f1os\u00bb. Tratar\u00e1 de ser algo ameno y \u00fatil a la vez, para que no os sorprend\u00e1is cuando salg\u00e1is a este terrible mundo, lectores m\u00edos \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>As\u00ed que sin m\u00e1s dilaci\u00f3n, ah\u00ed va:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Sujeto 1: \u00bfCu\u00e1ntos perros hab\u00eda la pel\u00edcula de los d\u00e1lmatas?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Sujeto 2: 101.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Sujeto 1: Por el culo te la hinco.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Sujeto 2: Ummm, pues no lo entiendo.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Sujeto 1: 101 en binario es cinco, as\u00ed que&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Sujeto 2: Ah.<\/p>\n<p>Y ahora pregunto yo: \u00bfesto es un tema para sacar en un ba\u00f1o lav\u00e1ndote los dientes?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Con este post, empieza la saga de \u00abLo que se oye en los ba\u00f1os\u00bb. Tratar\u00e1 de ser algo ameno y \u00fatil a la vez, para que no os sorprend\u00e1is cuando salg\u00e1is a este terrible mundo, lectores m\u00edos \ud83d\ude42 As\u00ed que sin m\u00e1s dilaci\u00f3n, ah\u00ed va: &#8211; Sujeto 1: \u00bfCu\u00e1ntos perros hab\u00eda la pel\u00edcula de los [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-132","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-blog","7":"czr-hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/diego.dehaller.ch\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/diego.dehaller.ch\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/diego.dehaller.ch\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diego.dehaller.ch\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diego.dehaller.ch\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/diego.dehaller.ch\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/diego.dehaller.ch\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diego.dehaller.ch\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diego.dehaller.ch\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}